This is too funny not to share, even though I rarely dicuss my feelings/isues towards men.
Alright. So Cleveland is small but not realy that small. Suuurely there are some good men out there that I haven't met but then again, I haven't been proven right on that yet. ha.
I know us single folk have certain things that cross our minds when out in public when we see someone nice looking or somewhat charming. It takes a lot for a complete strange to catch my eye because I'm surely not one to approach a man in public, and no man has ever done that to me.
So, tonight at Wal-Mart, I see this guy walk in while I'm waiting in line... And he was soooo good-looking. Like "break my neck, I turned around about 3 times to watch him walk while saying WOW" good-looking. Now THAT usually never happens.
After that... I always go into my x-ray vision for the left hand and see if there is a ring. There was not. That has to be first priority for obvious reasons. BOO on married on men. Secondly, I look for a child. He didn't have one. And not that I wouldn't date a man with a child, but... well that's a whole other blog.
Ahhh, then he got what he needed and came back to get in line where I broke my neck again... and saw his beautiful blue eyes... ahhhhh, looooovely. and THEN... it hit me. I totally recognized him!!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!! And I don't really know his name but I think he's dating some girl at Lee or they're about to get married or something.
Anyways.... here is my point. I have had this happen a few times and it seems EVERY SINGLE TIME... I either KNOW the guy... or he is married! Sooooo frustrating! And honestly, I would NEVER approach a guy so I don't really know what it matters unless he just told me I was the woman of his dreams and he needed to take me out, as to which I would probably laugh, but still... that might be nice someday.
So tonight settles it. I have met every good looking man in Cleveland. I'm going to start buying my groceries at the Chattanooga Wal-Mart.
3 comments:
hahaha! that is so funny! I felt like I actual saw this happen because your description was so amazing!
'Break my neck!' haha
P.S.
I almost broke my neck looking at this girl on the subway the other day because she looked so much like you!..I almost said "Abby??" haha!
Oh Abby, you totally made my night. But I must say, you haven't met all of the good men in Cleveland if you haven't met my little brother. But on a lower note, he's probably to young for you- he's 19. I'll be praying for you and the mr. wonderful God has picked out for you, that maybe God can arrange it so you two will meet soon(er). Heehe. xo have a fabulous night/day :)
hey sweet girl! just wanted you to know....there are good men out there and you ARE going to get one...if its the last thing your sister (R) and I do....xoxo God is inventive...I met one in London I want you to meet...I gotta figure out how to get you all to meet...details later his name is Ben. :)
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